The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out a statement to reassure the Nation’s female folk that he is a lover not a fighter. ”It is a tough time for women right now,” said… Read More ›
National Cabinet
PM Assures Blind Trusts That New Social Media Laws Won’t Apply To Them
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social media rules demanding people put their names to comments will not apply to them. ”Social media is a… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Gladys To Open Everything Up As He Has Photos To Take At Bunnings
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›
Police To Investigate PM’s Disappearance After He Goes A Day Without Posting A Promo Photo
The Australian Federal Police (AFP) have been called in to investigate the Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s disappearance after the PM has gone a whole day without posting a photo of himself onto social media. ”We are concerned that the PM… Read More ›
ScoMo Livid That National Cabinet Has Been Scheduled To Meet On Friday Cutting Short His Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is reportedly livid at his staff after learning that they booked him into a meeting of the National cabinet on Friday thus cutting short his weekend. ”The PM is not the type to fly… Read More ›
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