Tony Scanlon who lives under a rock in the Kuring-gai Chase National Park was surprised today when he found out that Australia is detaining refugees on islands and that some people don’t like it very much. “How come I never… Read More ›
Nauru
Peter Dutton Self Immolates The Last Of His Humanity
Peter Dutton has set fire to the last remaining shred of his humanity in an effort to convince asylum seekers that it is pointless to look at him for empathy over their treatment in offshore detention centres. “Fortunately I only… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Deported To Nauru For Taking Job Of Literate And Numerate Australian
Having initially praised Immigration Minister Peter Dutton for doing an “outstanding” job, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has done an about face and sacked and deported Mr Dutton to Nauru for taking the job of a literate and numerate white Australian adult…. Read More ›
Refugees To Hide From Authorities By Standing Next To Bill Shorten
A refugee advocate today said plans to stop the federal government potentially sending 267 asylum seekers to Nauru included an “emergency contingency to keep them hidden from authorities by having them stand next to Bill Shorten wherever he goes”. The advocate told… Read More ›
Senate Inquiry Into Nauru Abuse: Transfield Apologises For ‘Trent’s Screw Up’
A Senate inquiry into the handling of allegations of assault and abuse at the Nauru detention centre has so far proved insubstantial with key Transfield management offering to take on notice basic questions about staff, alleged incidents and if they… Read More ›
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