Former Australian cricketer David Warner has made his return to club cricket following his suspension for ball tampering and it has resulted in an increase in crowds, plenty of runs (Warner scored 150 odd) and a significant rise in the… Read More ›
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NSW Government To Demolish Luna Park To Build World’s Largest Pokies Machine
The NSW Government has announced today that Luna Park situated on the harbour at Milsons point will be bulldozed and replaced with the World’s largest Pokies machine. “We’ve listened to the people of Sydney and realised that this city doesn’t… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Proposes Burning Green Bags As An Alternate Energy Source
Plastic bag enthusiast Andrew Bolt has called on the Government to consider burning green bags as an alternate energy source as part of the upcoming National Energy guarantee. “What use are green bags,” said Andrew Bolt. “If like me you… Read More ›
NSW To Forfeit Game 2 Of Origin To Avoid Breaching Sydney’s Lockout Laws
The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian Launches Re-Election Campaign With New Slogan ‘Luke Foley’
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has launched her bid to be re-elected by revealing her parties new slogan: ‘Luke Foley.’ “We thought long and hard on how to launch this campaign. Would we make it about infrastructure or investment but instead… Read More ›
“Folau Is Spot On About Gay People” Says Pell
Cardinal George Pell has come out [sic] in defence of Australian Rugby Union star Israel Folau, agreeing with his views on the damnation of gay people. Last week Folau responded to a comment on an Instagram post, where one of… Read More ›