Each week The UnOz will wade through the crap that is Australia’s opinion columnists and present the best worst takes of the week, with the winner being awarded the weekly flush. Our inaugural winner is Miranda Devine. Miranda is best… Read More ›
Opinion
Opinion: Covid-19 Threatens Our Wet Dreams
The other night I woke from a nightmare. In the nightmare I was home with Vicki and the kids, I turned to Vicki and told her that I was just going up to the pub for a nightcap. Vicki smiled… Read More ›
Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans
Welcome to what is the first of hopefully many columns from myself Alan Moans for theunaustralian.net. I must admit I was somewhat surprised when a bunch of filthy lefties like theunaustralian.net contacted me to write for them. But I said… Read More ›
Trump Thinkpiece Bursts Out Of Chest Of Internet Commentator
Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›