Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”… Read More ›
Paul Murray
Sky News Baffled That Their 10 Viewers Didn’t Swing The Election Dutton’s Way
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I… Read More ›
Dutton Hoping Sky News’ 10’s Of Viewers Can Help Him Win The Election
Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has put his chances of winning the upcoming election in the hands of Sky News Australia’s 10’s of viewers. With Mr Dutton refusing to take any questions from journalists other than those who appear on… Read More ›
Dutton Promises To Convert Project 25 To The Metric System
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he has been doing the hard yards when it comes to Coalition policy, and will soon be announcing that he plans to convert the controversial, American designed Project 25, to the metric… Read More ›
Bolt Happy That His Viewers, All 6 Of Them Turned Up To His Australia Day BBQ
Low rating TV host Andrew Bolt has boasted of the turn out for his Australia Day BBQ, after all 6 of his viewers turned up. ”It was a great day full of vigorous discussion, a little merlot and a lot… Read More ›
Australia’s Worst People Set Their Alarms For 2am To Watch The Trump Inauguration Live
Alarm clocks and phones have been heard ringing around Toorak, Mosman and the Mornington Peninsula this morning as some of Australia’s worst people have gotten up early to watch the Presidential inauguration. ”What a great day for the World, President… Read More ›