A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty smart cat, like he… Read More ›
Peter Green
Woman With Christmas Shopping Already Done Overdoses On Smugness
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›
Lonely Magpie Just Wants A Hug
A sad Shire magpie who simply wants a friend is unable to comprehend why everyone he swoops down on to give a hug to runs away in terror. “I’m so alone all day on top of this telegraph pole and… Read More ›
Parents Of Non Athletic Kids Have Heaps Of Free Time On Weekends
Milperra parents Jason and Katrina Storch are rejoicing at all the spare time they have on weekends due to the lazy nature of their three dumpy kids Rebecca, Mitchell and Hilary. “All the other parents we know spend countless hours… Read More ›
Strange Bag On Lounge Room Floor Up To No Good Say Nation’s Cats
Australia’s cats have been warned to treat the strange bag that is sitting in the middle of the lounge room with caution and suspicion. “Its intentions and purpose are unknown at this present time and it wasn’t there this morning… Read More ›
“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›
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