Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is the best that money can buy. With 3 out of 4 blind trusts agreeing with the PM’s statement. ”When the people see my Government they know that this… Read More ›
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PM Announces His Govt Is For Sale To The Highest Bidding Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you… Read More ›
Joyce Tells ScoMo Don’t Drink Any Water On The Way To Glasgow As The Nat’s Own The Rights
Australia’s acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told his colleague Scott Morrison not to drink any water on the flight to Glasgow, as the Nationals own the rights to it. The water rights on planes were gifted to the Nationals… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo To Make Him A Sandwich After Talking Net Zero
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has ordered his subordinate Scott Morrison to make him a sandwich after a long 4 hours of talking about net zero. ”Negotiating is very hard work so you… Read More ›
Bloke Who Cheated On His Wife Tells The Nation To Trust Him On Climate Change
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation to trust him to do a deal a climate change legislation. ”The people of Australia know that I Barnabus Joyce can get a deal… Read More ›
Shooter McKenzie Tells PM That She’ll Need A Bigger Spread Sheet For Net Zero
One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
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