Bloke Who Cheated On His Wife Tells The Nation To Trust Him On Climate Change

Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation to trust him to do a deal a climate change legislation.

”The people of Australia know that I Barnabus Joyce can get a deal done and honour it,” said the Member for New England. ”Of course we’re not talking marriage contracts here we’re talking about climate change.”

”And trust me Australia, I will get the best deal that money can buy for the Nationals, err the Nation.”

When asked why he was seemingly holding the Government, of which he is a part of to ransom, the deputy Prime Minister said: ”Ransom, ransom, I’m simply doing my part to ensure future generations are protected.”

”I’m doing this for Matt Canavan’s kids who dream of growing up to play dress ups as a coal miner like their Dad. This is for Gina Rinehart’s kids, the ones that didn’t sue her who dream of growing up to be a billionaire like their Mum.”

”And of course, I’m doing this for my kids.”

”Speaking of kids, I’m off as I saw a few new interns walking around and I’m keen to discuss with them their future plans.”

Mark Williamson


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