WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
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Liberals Set To Install Campbell Newman As Prime Minister
The Liberal party is poised for a shock move on Monday by replacing Prime Minister Tony Abbott with recently disposed Queensland Premier Campbell Newman. Reports from within the party say they are desperate for a change in leadership. One backbencher… Read More ›
Mark Latham: The Greatest Prime Minister We Never Had
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›
Prime Minister Unveils Plan For New Pacific Rim Jobs
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed plans to erect a huge brick wall around the Pacific rim. The 200 metre high wall is part the government’s latest plan to stop the effects of climate change spreading to the South –… Read More ›
Alan Jones Listeners Face Crisis Of Identity
Alan Jones left listeners confused and anxious yesterday as the veteran conservative broadcaster attacked Prime Minister Tony Abbott on his breakfast radio program. Typically praising of the Prime Minister and the Coalition’s policies, Jones was openly critical of the government’s imposing… Read More ›
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