The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
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Christian Porter Tipped To Replace The PM At The Glasgow Climate Summit
The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at… Read More ›
Abbott Tells ScoMo That He’ll Happily Shirtfront Turnbull For A Knighthood
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told PM Scott Morrison that he will happily shirtfront the former PM Malcolm Turnbull in exchange for a Knighthood. ”People who know me know that I’m not afraid to shirtfront every now and… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Engadine Maccas To Sell A Royale With Cheese To Appease The French
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a move to appease the French, after his disastrous handling of the Submarine deal by asking his favourite restaurant Engadine McDonalds to start selling a Royale With Cheese. ”I understand that the… Read More ›
PM Sends Message Of Support To All Residents of Albury Affected By The Earthquake
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has taken time away from his American jaunt to send a message of support to residents of the NSW Victoria border town of Albury who were affected by yesterday’s earthquake. To the people of… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Asks Him To Bring Back Some Duty Free Ivermectin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
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