King Charles has spent the weekend in Sydney laying low trying to avoid former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the man who demoted the King’s Dad from a Prince to a Knight. ”The King was keen to get out and about… Read More ›
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Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild
The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›
Lazy Journalist Publishes Obituary With David Bowie’s Name Crossed Out And Prince’s Written In
A Journalist for New York’s LA Daily has managed to beat all other websites to publishing an obituary for the musical artist Prince by republishing a previous obituary written for David Bowie, with Bowie’s name crossed out and Prince’s written… Read More ›