The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build… Read More ›
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NSW Govt Tells Workers To Get Back To The Office Or Your Local Pokies Den
The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
New Law To Ban Public Servants From Saying ‘Thank God It’s Friday’
Under a new law being proposed by federal employment minister Michaelia Cash, all public servants will be banned from uttering the phrase “Thank God It’s Friday” in a bid to change what Cash described as “an outdated work place culture”. In… Read More ›
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