Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to only drink himself into a stupor at pubs that honour Australia Day. The decision came after his leader, Donald Dutton, started his latest culture war attacking… Read More ›
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›
Arguing Pub Couple Announce Greyhound Bus Tour Dates
That couple from the pub who are constantly arguing are taking their show on the road for a series of dates on popular Greyhound bus routes, their manager has announced. “We wanted to reward regional fans of Jase and Cheryl… Read More ›
Prime Minister For Sydney Keen To Get His Photo Taken On The Beers
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been counting down the hours to NSW’s freedom day as he is anxious to have his photo taken in a pub or club on the beers. ”Let me tell you I have been… Read More ›
Gladys Orders All NSW Residents To Donate A Weeks Pay To Their Local Pokies Den
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the State’s residents to set aside a week’s salary and go down to their local pokies den and put it through the machines. ”Our RSL’s and clubs have been hit hard by the covid… Read More ›
Man Wants To Know When He Can Go Back To Not Washing His Hands
Scouring news reports for details of what restrictions are being lifted where and when, Brad Murray has just one question: when can he go back to never really bothering to wash his hands? While many have had their lives turned… Read More ›