Australia’s richest women, who is still in contact with one of her four children, Gina Rinehart, has come out strongly to defend beleaguered Opposition leader, Peter Dutton. Declaring him the best politician in Australia that money could buy. ”Peter is… Read More ›
Qantas
Barnaby Demands Qantas Bring Back The Mile High Club
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from… Read More ›
Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
Sydney Airport To Name Baggage Carousel In Honour Of Missing Prime Minister ScoMo
Sydney airport has today announced that they will pay tribute to missing Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison by naming a baggage carousel in his honour. ”In times like these we need to honour those who have served their country and… Read More ›
Aus Open To Change Scoring System To Appease Margaret Court Replacing Love With Hate
The Australian Open tennis tournament has announced that next year to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Margaret Court’s historic Grand Slam they will amend the scoring system used in matches by replacing love with hate. “We have to acknowledge Margaret’s… Read More ›
ARU To Replace Qantas With Westboro Baptist Church As Major Sponsor
Following the controversial remarks of Wallabies player Israel Folau, the ARU has announced that they will be replacing their naming rights sponsor Qantas with a brand that better reflects Folau’s views, the Westboro Baptist Church. “It’s a difficult situation we… Read More ›