The Missing In Action (MIA) Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has been found hiding in Woolworths Nerang, dressed as a cash register, in some sort of attempt to camouflage himself in order to sneak behind enemy lines. ”I’ve been doing a… Read More ›
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Dutton Demands ScoMo Be Appointed Governor Of The Reserve Bank
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has called upon the Albanese Government to appoint former Minister for everything, everywhere, all at once, Scott Morrison, as Governor of the Reserve Bank. ”I don’t want to see some qualified public servant or… Read More ›
NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
Lismore To Be Evacuated To Allow ScoMo To Take More Pics Of Himself
The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity to take in the damage and have his photo taken without being shouted down by… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Using Go Fund Me Cash To Buy Puppies For Strangling
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has defended his decision to use funds raised for Queensland flood relief to purchase puppies to strangle. ”My role is very stressful and I’m sure that the people in my electorate want… Read More ›
Queensland Warned Of Approaching Plague Of Politicians
The State of Queensland has been put on high alert today of an approaching plague of politicians seen gathering near the State’s newly opened borders. ”We ask all members of the public to go about their normal everyday lives but… Read More ›
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