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Retirement
Radio Listeners Stunned To Learn That John Laws Is In Fact Still Alive
Shock jock, John Laws, has stunned the Nation by announcing his retirement from radio. It was not the news of his retirement that stunned the Nation but rather news that Mr Laws was in fact still alive. “I thought he… Read More ›
Aussie’s Uged To Put Out Their Secret Ministries In Honor Of ScoMo’s Retirement
With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Lowers Pension Age For Prime Ministers
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
Australian Cricket At Crisis Point With Only Two Mitchs Available
The Australian cricket team is in crisis today after the decision of Mitch Johnson to retire. Johnson’s decision to retire seemingly came out of nowhere, leaving the team short of a fast bowler and as well as a Mitch, with… Read More ›
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