Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›
The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›
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