Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing
Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
‘Fuck Off Joe’, Santa Tells Treasurer To Stop Invoking His Name
“Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›
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