Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a pointed message to the man who’s shoes he’s walking in, Scott Morrison, to look at his own emissions first before asking others to cut theirs. ”Scott needs to look at himself before… Read More ›
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ScoMo Asks Engadine Maccas To Sell A Royale With Cheese To Appease The French
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a move to appease the French, after his disastrous handling of the Submarine deal by asking his favourite restaurant Engadine McDonalds to start selling a Royale With Cheese. ”I understand that the… Read More ›
PM Sends Message Of Support To All Residents of Albury Affected By The Earthquake
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has taken time away from his American jaunt to send a message of support to residents of the NSW Victoria border town of Albury who were affected by yesterday’s earthquake. To the people of… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Asks Him To Bring Back Some Duty Free Ivermectin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Announces That We’re All Gonna Get Laid
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get laid!” ”Australia take note, with Barnaby in charge the good times will roll,” said the acting PM. ”Sure,… Read More ›
PM Tells Aspiring Blind Trusts That $1 Million Only Buys You A Back Bencher
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars. The announcement comes following the resignation of… Read More ›
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