Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Wants To Know Why He’s Not In Cabinet
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›
”The Best Government That Money Can Buy Declares” – PM
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is the best that money can buy. With 3 out of 4 blind trusts agreeing with the PM’s statement. ”When the people see my Government they know that this… Read More ›
PM Announces His Govt Is For Sale To The Highest Bidding Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo To Make Him A Sandwich After Talking Net Zero
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has ordered his subordinate Scott Morrison to make him a sandwich after a long 4 hours of talking about net zero. ”Negotiating is very hard work so you… Read More ›
Shooter McKenzie Tells PM That She’ll Need A Bigger Spread Sheet For Net Zero
One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
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