ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Wants To Know Why He’s Not In Cabinet

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t.

”George is a very passionate man and loves to be included,” said the Prime Minister for Sydney. ”We would love to have him in cabinet but just at the moment there isn’t a spot for him.”

”I told him he’s not missing out on much, as the catering is the same as what we get in parliament.”

When asked why he is seemingly bending over backwards to placate the Nationals, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Just because I concede a cabinet position, mow Barnaby’s lawn or provide diplomatic immunity to George Christensen doesn’t mean I’m not acting in the Nation’s best interest.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Bridget McKenzie’s car isn’t going to wash itself.”

Mark Williamson


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