PM Tells Barnaby The Bonk Ban Ends When We Hit Net Zero

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his deputy Barnaby Joyce that the Ministerial bonk band ends when the country hits net zero carbon emissions.

“ScoMo sure did pull a swifty on Barnaby,” said a Government Insider. ”For the last couple of months as they’ve gone back and forth on negotiations Barnaby has insisted the bonk ban has to go.”

”Well, he got his wish, now he just needs to get the country to net zero before he can bonk.”

When reached for comment the deputy Prime Minister said of the deal, ”Well played, Scott, err ScoMo.”

”But, negotiations are not over yet, let’s just say a lot can happen between now and Thursday when the PM leaves for Glasgow.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a big morning and I need to let off some emissions, where’s the nearest bathroom?”

Mark Williamson


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