The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Re-brands As A Ford Man
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced today that after extensive focus groups and polling that he would like to be re-branded as a Ford man. “The Prime Minister knows that it’s important that he reflects the views of the… Read More ›
World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona
The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›
Jones Asks Bosses If It’s Just Women He’s No Longer Allowed To Threaten
New South Wales’ unofficial Premier radio host Alan Jones has asked his bosses if it’s just women that he is no longer allowed to threaten and whether or not abusing minority groups is still on the table. The query comes… Read More ›
NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season
In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›
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