NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season

NRL

In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season.

“It’s great news”, stated CEO Todd Greenberg, “I feel that we’re two brands, heavily aligned, with great co-branded content opportunity”.

The announcement cums (sic) at the perfect time, with several players having personal sex tapes leaked on social media with many of those videos landing on the frequently visited site.

As part of the sponsorship arrangement, Porn Hub will have exclusive streaming rights to all locker-room, hotel, and Mad Monday Footage.

“It’s a no-brainer”, stated a Porn Hub official, “these blokes are producing more porn than the Japanese middle-class. They should be remunerated for it”.

Unfortunately some players, such as Mitchell Pearce, will be ineligible for their own channel on the website, as Porn Hub still has a “no bestiality allowed” protocol.

GK Kidd

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