An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks. ”Sure,… Read More ›
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Thousands Of Brisbane Lions Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of back to back football champions the Brisbane Lions have swarmed to their home ground hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve waited 50 years for… Read More ›
NRL Referee Fined $10,000 For Post Match Spray Criticising Every Mistake Made By Players
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
Parents Of Non Athletic Kids Have Heaps Of Free Time On Weekends
Milperra parents Jason and Katrina Storch are rejoicing at all the spare time they have on weekends due to the lazy nature of their three dumpy kids Rebecca, Mitchell and Hilary. “All the other parents we know spend countless hours… Read More ›
Indooroopilly Macca’s Playground To Host Olympic Opening Ceremony
The Queensland Government (for now) has announced that the 2032 Olympic opening ceremony will be held at the Indooroopily Macca’s outdoor playground. The news comes after the billion dollar plan to rebuild the Gabba has been scrapped. ”The 2032 Brisbane… Read More ›
England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory
The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up. ”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s… Read More ›
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