Former Senator Sam Dastyari will this week make his commercial radio debut by hosting the segment Beijing Today on The Kyle & Jackie O Show. “The week that I lost my job as a Senator I was down, pretty low and as for… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce To Be Appointed New Australian Cricket Coach
In a surprising move former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been announced as Darren Lehmann’s replacement as coach of the Australian cricket team. “It is an honour to get the tap on the shoulder especially at the moment as… Read More ›
David Warner Re-Applies For His Previous Job At Woolies
As the ex-Australia vice-captain comes to terms with his year long ban from the game, Warner has taken the opportunity to re-apply for his old job at supermarket chain Woolworths. In a 2015/6 advertising campaign, Warner, the then ambassador of… Read More ›
Turnbull Calls For The Return Of Bradman, Chappell And Lillian Thompson
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has blasted the behaviour of the Australian Men’s Cricket Team and demanded a recall of Australia’s greatest ever player: “The chaps at the office tell me the current Australian Captain, Geoff Smith, is the second… Read More ›
“Australian Cricketers Have Brought Shame To Our Nation” Says Nation That Tortures Children
The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›
Australian Selectors To Rush Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh Into Side For Boxing Day Test
Following a dominant day one performance from the English batsmen the Australian selectors have announced that they will rush in former opening batsman and Father of Mitch and Sean, Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh into the team for the Boxing day test…. Read More ›
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