Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”… Read More ›
The wife of Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with the… Read More ›
Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky… Read More ›
Low-rating pay-tv channel, Sky News Australia, has been inexplicably chosen to host the first leader’s debate between Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Opposition leader Temu Trump. Station bosses are hoping that the debate will help the station break their all-time… Read More ›
The Australian media’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese call an election so that he (Dutton) can use the current welfare budget to invest in a hot stock tip. ”The sooner that Albo calls the… Read More ›
Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, will today mark the anniversary of Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation by reenacting his infamous walk out and boycott of the initial apology. ”I stand by my boycott of the initial apology and… Read More ›
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