Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has apologised after accidentally sending the hawk tuah video to all his contacts, for the second time this week. ”What can I say, I’m a bit clumsy when it… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Barnaby Fumes After Government Bans Tutti Frutti Flavoured Vapes
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, was seen storming around parliament house ranting and raving after learning that the Government planned to ban Tutti Fruitti flavoured vapes, his personal favourite. ”Bloody Government, they need to… Read More ›
Dutton Stubs His Toe: Puts Out Press Release Condemning Labor Over It
The Opposition’s head hate hydrant, Peter Dutton, has stubbed his toe this morning and immediately put out a press release condemning the Labor Government over it. ”Just what is Labor actually doing to prevent good honest Australian citizens from stubbing… Read More ›
Aussies Urged To Put Out Their Shotguns In Honour Of Barnaby’s Latest Wedding
Australians are today being urged to get out their shotguns and put them outside their doors in honor of shadow minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce’s latest wedding. ”Australian’s love Barnaby and his crazy antics,” said a National Party Insider…. Read More ›
NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
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