The faltering memory of former NSW premier Barry O’Farrell has again made headlines after he confessed he could not remember anything at all since a university party back in the late 1970s when a Young Liberal offered him a drink. The famously forgetful O’Farrell resigned… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Send Malcolm Turnbull To Mars
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has secretly entered Communcations Minister Malcolm Turnbull into the final shortlist of 100 people to go on the first manned mission to Mars. Insiders say that Mr Turnbull wasn’t consulted. “That’s not exactly true,” the prime minister… Read More ›
Labor Accelerates Backstabbing Program After Realising It May Win Next Election
The Labor Party has had to dramatically reschedule its backstabbing program after being caught unawares by the recent Coalition leadership crisis. “We thought we had two or three terms in the political wilderness after the last election and hadn’t made… Read More ›
Wentworth Residents Hold Vigil For Malcolm
Residents of Malcolm Turnbull’s Wentworth electorate are in their seventh night of a staged protest outside the Prime Ministers residence, Kiribilli House. The candle-light vigil has been running every night for nearly a week in Sydney’s Northern suburbs, since the… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Gives 50 Shades Of Grey 4 ½ Stars
Controversial Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi has penned a lengthy and overwhelmingly positive review of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s blockbuster 50 Shades of Grey. In a 1200 word critique posted on Rotten Tomatoes, the South Australian politician praised the film for its realistic… Read More ›
Government Demands Human Rights Commissioner Resign For Failing To Stop Government’s Human Rights Abuses
The Abbott government had requested that the President of the Human Rights Commission, Gillian Triggs, step down from her position two weeks before the release of a report on the treatment of children in immigration detention, citing her failure to… Read More ›