Prince Philip will become the Minister for Foreign Affairs when Parliament resumes on Monday, Tony Abbott has announced. The Prime Minister, who has been battling rumours of a leadership spill, appears to be using the cabinet reshuffle to demonstrate to voters… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Refuses To Come Out of Room Until Mummy and Daddy Promise To Stop Fighting
The member for Longman Wyatt Roy has reportedly been locked in his office for the past twenty seven hours and is refusing to come out. Sources close to Mr Roy say he will only leave on condition of Tony… Read More ›
Breaking: Julie Bishop Will Not Challenge Abbott For Leadership, Will Wait Until He’s Ousted On Tuesday
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has ruled out challenging Tony Abbott for the position of Prime Minister, announcing at a Canberra cabinet meeting that she would “wait until the party kicks him out” before gunning for the position. “I want to make… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Unveils New “It’s On” Emoji
A senior Liberal MP has described the relationship between Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop as “toxic and untenable” after Ms Bishop unveiled the latest in her trademark range of designer Emoji. After days of… Read More ›
ISIS Tourism Minister Wants Beheadings To Feature Waterfalls In Background
The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›
Building Worker Looked At Boss In Funny Way, Royal Commission Finds
Building worker Frankie Jameson looked at his boss in a “a quite unsettling fashion”, according to the interim report of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Governance and Corruption released in December. In one of many damning findings of thuggery… Read More ›