Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Calls On Their Fans All 6 Of Them To Boycott YouTube
Niche news service Sky News Australia has reacted angrily to being suspended by YouTube for a week over their continual positing of fake news, calling upon their viewers, all 6 of them to boycott the streaming giant. ”How dare YouTube… Read More ›
Christensen Blasts Channel 7 For Ignoring The Philippines In It’s Olympic Coverage
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action. ”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
Gladys Tells Victorians That They Should Send NSW Their Extra Netflix Login
Deputy Prime Minister for Sydney Gladys Berejiklian has used her daily press conference to order Victorians coming out of lockdown to hand over their spare Netflix logins to those still locked down in NSW. ”The people of Victoria need to… Read More ›
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