Amid heightened tensions between Australia and Turkey, Turkish President Erdogan has vowed to stop any new invasion by Australia. In a statement from Ankara today a Turkish spokesman told the unAustralian “we don’t like Mr Abbott’s how do you say?… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Appoints John Key As Minister For Women
In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has decided to appoint his New Zealand counterpart John Key as the new minister for women. Mr Abbott said after watching John Key’s expert and tactical handling of the NZ ponytail affair,… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Appears On Cover Of Zoo Magazine
The prime minister Tony Abbott has appeared on the front cover of Zoo magazine. In a move widely interpreted as a retaliation to Malcolm Turnbull’s recent appearance in GQ magazine, the Prime Minister posed for the photo shoot in one of… Read More ›
Pressure Mounts On Turnbull To Contest Manly Dam Spill
Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
Can We Bomb BOM? PM Considers Options As Weather Bureau Goes On Strike
Prime Minister Tony Abbot says nothing is off-limits as the government stares down the decision by CSIRO staff to start industrial action this month. The scientists and related staff join several other public service departments planning to stop work including the… Read More ›
Alan Jones Presents Prime Minister With ‘To Do’ List
Former rugby coach, radio broadcaster and burlap sack spokesperson Alan Jones has today presented Prime minister Tony Abbott with a ‘To Do list’ for him to act on in order to keep Mr Jones and his listeners happy. In an… Read More ›