Triple J’s hottest 100 is an annual countdown of tracks touted by the radio station as the world’s biggest musical democracy. The vote this year has been shrouded in controversy after it emerged that Taylor Swift fans were voting en… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Max Walker To Be Named Australian Of The Year
The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
Babadook Infestation Makes Abbott Regret Not Appointing A Science Minister.
Prime Minister Abbott is convinced that Kirribilli House has become home to Babadooks after accidentally watching a horror film about the supernatural creatures while sleeping over at a friend’s place. “If we had a science minister, he could science something up to… Read More ›
PM Abbott Launches ‘Blistering Attack’ On Misogyny During Defence Of Chief Of Staff
In a speech that has gone viral among international news sources, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has launched a“blistering attack” on Coalition MPs’ comments, actions and views during a defence of his Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin. As the Minister for… Read More ›
Mark Latham: The Greatest Prime Minister We Never Had
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›
Bridget Abbott In Line To Replace Clarke For Second Test
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
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