Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken time out from celebrating the cancelation of Jimmy Kimmel to demand that children’s TV show, Sesame Street, be the next show on the chopping block as they feel the character Ernie, an… Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has told the UK Conservatives who have just been walloped in the British election, that they lost due to being not far enough to the right. ”Rishi had some good ideas, national… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate. ”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs… Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon current PM, Albo, to demote King Charles down to a Knight ahead of the first King’s birthday long weekend. ”Australia owes a great deal to the Monarchy, one could… Read More ›
Tampon manufacturers Tampax have announced that to commemorate King Charles’ coronation they will releasing a special commemorative packet in honour of the King. The move comes as Charles once spoke of his love for his now wife Camilla by telling… Read More ›
The late Queens most touchy subject Prince Andrew, has called his brother King Charles to offer to help smooth over family difficulties by mentoring the King’s wayward Son Prince Harry. ”Andrew has a lot to offer the World’s youth and… Read More ›
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