What’s left of the Greens political party have called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to join them on the lawns of parliament house for a drum circle in order to hash out the recent defection of Senator Cox to… Read More ›
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One Nation To Start Looking Under Rocks For Mark Latham’s Replacement
The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson. ”In the good old days… Read More ›
Latham Puts One Nation’s Low Vote Down To The State’s Low Levels Of Literacy
Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy. ”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to… Read More ›
Fred Nile In Talks To Star In Weekend At Bernie’s 3
NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›
Pollie Pedal Riders Unable To Shake Off Pursuing Abbott
Riders in this year’s Pollie Pedal ride fundraiser have set a cracking pace as they rode to shake off a pursuant Tony Abbott. Who is trying to join the ride despite no longer being a pollie. “It’s really awkward Tony… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservatives Parliamentary Achievements
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