Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy.
”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to not only be able to read, but number boxes as well,” fumed Latham. ”Damn elites, what with their ability to read and rational thought!”
”This election is rigged in favour of the chardonnay swilling inner city trendies.”
When asked why his party had performed so poorly, given the high expectations the party had set for themselves, Latham said: ”What about that filthy leftie Matt Kean?”
”Sure, he won his seat and beat our candidate, but he’s not Premier is he?!”
”Suck on that, Matt! Now, don’t suppose you could give me a lift home? Bloody Uber’s banned me again.”
”You tell one driver that you know where they live and plan to run a train over their Mother, and they get all “You’re banned for life!” “
”Bloody nanny state!”
You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter @TheUnOz or like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/theunoz.
We’re also on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theunoz
The (un)Australian Live At The Newsagency Recorded live, to purchase click here:
Leave a Reply