The World Health Organisation (WHO) has released a new report today warning that consumption of the ‘super-food’ kale over a period of time can lead consumers to have heightened levels of arrogance. The study was conducted in several cafes in… Read More ›
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Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election Day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and that the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidating to female voters. “For too… Read More ›
Katter Calls For A Cull Of Vegans In Order To Save The Endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe
The member for Kennedy has called upon the Government to arrange for a cull of vegans in order to help save the endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe. “It’s all well and good for the Government to be talking about tax cuts… Read More ›
PETA Calls For Meetings To Be Renamed ‘Veggings’
Animal rights group PETA has called on companies worldwide to rethink their vernacular and consider renaming meetings ‘veggings’. “I can’t believe in this day and age we use such a barbaric word as ‘meeting’,” said PETA spokesperson David Tofu. “I… Read More ›
Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›