Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the… Read More ›
Wedding
Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch Doing It
Australia’s 26 million people have spent the morning trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks floating on it but it’s… Read More ›
Adultery Named AUS Dictionary’s Word Of The Year
The AUS Dictionary has today announced that the word adultery has been named it’s 2023 word of the year, narrowly pipping arsehole, a word commonly used to describe real estate agents. ”It was quite a tough year this year but… Read More ›
Aussies Urged To Put Out Their Shotguns In Honour Of Barnaby’s Latest Wedding
Australians are today being urged to get out their shotguns and put them outside their doors in honor of shadow minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce’s latest wedding. ”Australian’s love Barnaby and his crazy antics,” said a National Party Insider…. Read More ›
Sporting Shooter And Women’s Weekly Locked In Bidding War For Barnaby’s Wedding Photos
Prominent adulterer and the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has boasted to colleagues of the interest in his upcoming shotgun wedding. With magazine titles such as Women’s Weekly and Sporting Shooter battling it our for the coverage… Read More ›
Couple Want Large Wedding To “Shove Their Love Down The Throats Of All Their Friends And Family”
A Sydney couple has made wedding arrangements for an estimated number of around 200 people to be in attendance as they ceremoniously shove their love down the throats of their friends and family. The wedding is to be held in… Read More ›
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