44 year old Accounts payable officer Mark James has proudly strode into his office wearing his city-to-surf medal, after taking three and a half hours to complete the race yesterday, allowing for a 20 minute stop for a beer at… Read More ›
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Scientists Find That The First Work Week Of The Year Is In Fact The Longest
Scientists have released the results of a long range study that has found that the first work week of the year is in fact the longest, no matter if you start the week on a Monday or a Thursday. ”This… Read More ›
Office Bore Keen To Show Off Pics From Their Holiday Cruise To Noumea
Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues. One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through… Read More ›
Drinking Alone Defended As End-Of-Week Drinks By Bloke Working From Home
Western Sydney IT worker, Ray Walker, has defended spending his afternoon knocking back Bacardi Breezers alone at his desk by declaring that he’s celebrating end-of-week drinks. ”Look, everyone has a few drinks on Friday. The bloke from Uber Eats was… Read More ›
Roberts Injured After Standing Too Close To Microwave Whilst Wearing Tin Foil Hat
One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›
Housebound Cats Overdosing On Schadenfreude Right Now
Reports are coming in that housebound cats across the nation are currently in full schadenfreude-mode as their human owners get to experience the torture they have inflicted on their felines. “Oh, you can’t go out to the pub for a… Read More ›
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