Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Stoked He Doesn’t Have To Wait Six Months To Claim The Dole
Former MP Wyatt Roy, fresh from losing his seat at the elections, has today revealed that he is ‘stoked’ not to have to wait six months before being eligible for the dole. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Roy said: “Oh mate when I… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Wants To Be Thought Of As Australia’s Leading C
Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Starts The No Tonys Allowed Club
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Refuses To Come Out of Room Until Mummy and Daddy Promise To Stop Fighting
The member for Longman Wyatt Roy has reportedly been locked in his office for the past twenty seven hours and is refusing to come out. Sources close to Mr Roy say he will only leave on condition of Tony… Read More ›
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