Labor Party Hires Mime Artist As Advisor To Bill Shorten


The Australian Labor Party have announced that they have hired the nephew of world famous performing artist, Marcel Marceau as a special advisor to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten.

Marceau’s influence was evident when Shorten was questioned about what he would say to Russian Leader Vladimir Putin if he were to meet him and he replied with, “nothing.”

The (Un) Australian attempted to reach Mr Shorten for comment however when asked about the controversial appointment, he appeared to act out being trapped behind an invisible wall.

Political commentators have called the bold move a stroke of genius as polls show when a politician speaks his approval rating falls.

Mark Williamson

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