The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
Mark Williamson
NSW Premier Orders Opera House Bistro To Start Serving Horse Meat
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the management of the Sydney Opera House Bistro to add horse meat to the menu. Her decision comes after she read shock jock Alan Jones’ latest cook book. “Horse meat is delicious or so… Read More ›
Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day
News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›
Sesame Street’s Autistic Muppet Prompts Hanson To Call For Vaccination Ban
Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm
Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›
John Robertson: The Leader We Actually Had
Whilst The (un)Australian was on hiatus, NSW Opposition Leader John Robertson resigned after it emerged that he had written a letter in support of Sydney siege perpetrator Man Haron Monis. The resignation stunned New South Wales with its jarring revelation… Read More ›
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