After decades of appearing weak and forgiving of criminal behaviour as long as the accused have made work people like, the entertainment industry has a new, tougher message it would like to announce — “We are no longer interested in working with any rapists named Bill Cosby.”

With NBC cancelling Cosby’s sitcom and Netflix deferring the release of his stand-up special, the furthered exiling of your former-favourite TV dad continued this week as Golden Globes hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler refused to ignore the accusations, making several barbed jokes at his expense. With all this, the industry seems to be saying: “If you have a history of raping women that goes back decades, then become an accountant, because you won’t be working here if you are Bill Cosby.”

In celebration of its good behaviour, the entertainment industry has decided to reward itself with more than just a pat on the back. Understanding that the key to not giving criminals venues to express their creative voice with jobs worth millions of dollars is to keep its will power strong by occasionally giving it a rest, Amazon has announced that they will be making a television series with Woody Allen, giving the entertainment industry a sexual abuser “cheat” day.

While details of the show are undetermined at the moment, Mr Allen himself has started he has no idea what the show will resemble, it’s almost certain that the show will not star Bill Cosby, because what that guy did is completely unforgivable.

In other entertainment news, Roman Polanski has begun filming his yet untitled follow-up to 2013’s critically acclaimed Venus in Furs and R Kelly celebrated his 48^th birthday by releasing a new track entitled Happy Birthday.

Matthew Farthing is the Entertainment Reporter for The (un)Australian. He posed naked for Caitlin Stasey’s new feminist website but she hasn’t opened the Snapchat yet. Follow him on Twitter.

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