Facebook Founder To Focus on Building Sexy Robot Women


Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced he will step down from his position as Chairman and CEO of Facebook to focus on his passion project, the development and production of an army of sexy robot women.

Mr Zuckerberg made the controversial announcement at a press conference in San Francisco, unveiling a 16-foot prototype to a chorus of boos and jeers.

“Just as Michelangelo paid tribute to the male form with his sculpture of David, I hope to pay tribute to the female form with these sexy metallic dames,” said Mr Zuckerberg.

The prototype, described as “disturbing” and “anatomically correct” is expected to be a fair indication of the final design, although Mr Zuckerberg admits there is still some way to go.

“At the moment she’s a B-cup,” said Mr Zuckerberg. “Ideally we’d like to get her up to a D-cup before we start production. We just don’t have the technology yet.”

Ben Squires

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