Nation Of Horny Men Hoping Meghan Markle Has A Pippa Middleton In Family Tree

As many media outlets and “Royal Watchers” gear up in excitement for Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle, they have been outshone by a larger and more vocal group of enthusiasts.

It’s expected that as many as 80% of England’s 31 million men will be tuning in to the Royal Wedding for the sole hope of seeing a sexier branch of the Markle family tree – hopeful of an attractive sister.

“In 2011, Cate Middleton showed us the extension of her genetics,” stated an Englishman who wanted to be known only as Hugh Gerection, “we’re hoping that Megsie is planning on bringing something similarly tasty to the table”.

Many cars from London to Leeds have been sighted sporting a “My other car is a Markle” bumper sticker in anticipation of a strong showing. As Saturday’s nuptials edge ever closer, more sibling orientated merchandise has been seen around the nation’s capital.

Betting agencies have come to the party, with odds of $1.75 that any sibling will be “an 8 out of 10 or higher”. The official rating will be handed down by iconic horny Englishman, Russel Brand.

Prince Phillip, the only Royal who made himself available for comment, stated “Oh yes, one can only hope she has the backside of a negro and the attitude of one of those Orientals!”

GK Kidd

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