Opponents Of 5G Technology Enraged That They Are Unable To Count That High

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Opponents of 5G technology have called on authorities to force Telco’s to re brand it as they claim that a lot of their supporters struggle to count past 3 let alone 5.

“This is just another example of lefty elitists looking to deceive the ordinary everyday Australian with their use of fancy high falluting numbers,” said a Spokesperson for the anti-5G lobby. ”It’s bad enough that Telco’s are using this technology in an effort to deliver an obedient country to their messiah Bill Gates, without making us have to count.”

”It’s a bloody outrage it is.”

When asked why they were so concerned about 5G technology, the Spokesperson said: ”Don’t you bloody well read mate?”

”It’s all there on the internet, there’s blog posts, YouTube vids, heck listen to what Pete Evans has to say , he knows.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m off to burn down a phone tower or two, can never be too careful.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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