The Reserve Bank of Australia has taken a break from kicking mortgage holders in the groin to call on the Nation’s defamation lawyers to reign in their spending as inflation is on the rise.

”These millionaire defamation lawyers need to ease up,” said RBA Governor Michele Bullock. ”After the Roberts-Smith case the amount of new Tesla’s and luxury boats bought caused us to have to really lay the boot into mortgage holders.”

”And looking forward to next year, if the Alan Jones case goes thru, some of them may even look at buying new yachts or private jets.”

When asked why the RBA was constantly taking it’s anger out on mortgage holders and as a default renters, rather than the big end of town, the Governor said: ”I reject that statement, why just the other day I flogged the big 4 banks with the warmest lettuce I could find.”

‘As for mortgage holders and renters they need to know their role and bend over when I say so and take it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to give a speech, I do hope they include truffle and gold leaf in the catering.

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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