Australia’s defamation lawyers have today put out a press release naming Channel 7’s second favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, their person of the decade.

”Up until recently we thought that Ben Roberts-Smith was the goose that laid the golden egg,” said a Spokesperson for the Nation’s defamation lawyers. ”Then along came good old Brucey.”

”That dude has created enough work to put today’s lawyers children’s children through private school.”

When asked if Australia’s defamation laws needed reviewing, the Spokesperson said: ”Of course they do, we need to make it easier for more people to sue.”

”We have some lawyers who only have one or two defamation cases a year to keep them busy.”

”Australia needs more lawyers out there practicing more cases and earning more cash.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and buy Brucey a thank you gift. Reckon he’d like a massage?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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