Reality TV juggernauts (sic), Dancing With The Stars and I’m A Celeb are locked in to a do or die battle over securing the signature of internet sensation, the Hawk Tuah girl to appear on their shows this year while she still is in her 15 minutes of fame period.

”I won’t say it’s make or break, but no Hawk Tuah means no ratings, said TV Industry expert Ian Needsalife. ”The pool of celebrities in Australia at the moment is very low.”

”I mean sure each year a bunch of MAFS stars are created, but they have the lifespan of a gnat.”

When asked what the Hawk Tuah girl would bring to Australian television screens, industry expert Ian Needsalife said: ”Imagine viewers tuning in to hear her say the immortal words.”

”She could say it whilst eating a bulls scrotum on I’m A Celeb or better yet, be accompanied by the Hawk Tuah dancers on Dancing With The Stars.”

”Pity the Masked Singer is no more, imagine the costume.”

The Hawk Tuah girl could not be tweeted for comment.

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Tags: 15 Minutes Of Fame, Australia, Big Brother, Celebrity, Celebrity Big Brother, Channel 10, Channel 7, Dancing With The Stars, Hawk Tuah, I'm A Celeb, MAFS, Married At First Sight, Masked SInger, Masterchef, reality tv, satire