Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has told the UK Conservatives who have just been walloped in the British election, that they lost due to being not far enough to the right.

”Rishi had some good ideas, national service for one, but they just weren’t conservative enough,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Next election, go hard on blaming the immigrants, calling out the crap that is climate change and promising the Murdoch’s the World.”

”Nigel Farage went hard against the immigrants and he won almost 13 seats.”

When asked if he seriously believed that the reason the conservatives lost was not being far enough to the right, Mr Rabbit said: ”You bet you are, err, you bet I do, did?”

”The World is sick of entitled lefties telling us what to do, what to think and even what to wear.”

”I’m a man in my sixties, if I want to wear speedos down to the shops, I will wear speedos down to the shops.”

”Sure, you get the occasional nut popping out, but hey, that’s life.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Tags: Britain, Conservatives, Election, Keir, King Charles, Labor, Mr Rabbit, Mudoch, National Service, Nigel Farage, Rishi Sunak, Tony Abbott, Tories, UK